Sean, I at first wanted to have you swear that these stories are true....but then I replaced phones with laptops, and things changed in my mind....You should swear anyways because this story is juicy, hilarious, and so well-written. Especially the last sentence/reminder.

You really need to submit this to some large magazine or publisher if you haven't already. !? Please keep us in the loop. The truck driver thing is a lonely life from what I understand but office people on company phones!!! Am following. Send more please!!! Mark from Boston